Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selectedin such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a Pitt bull? Bob Hope has never been funny. These two chickens came through the door screeching "bouk bouk. The Cluck o'the Irish! Did I miss one? To see his brother!
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You Crack Me Up! Funny Chicken Jokes and Stories
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. She lays hand gren-eggs! But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. They all looked… worried, worried for the rooster who guided them, helped them grow, supported them… and all looking out of the window back at him. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.